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How to Buy $SHITCOIN.
And some best practices...🔒

Full guide - walk through by community member Tusken Raider.

How to buy - walk through by community member Tusken Raider.

This Might Feel Overwhelming, But Take It Step by Step.

  • Crypto can feel intimidating, but don’t worry, you’re in the right place.

  • The most important thing to know? You’re in charge of your own money.

  • This guide will walk you through buying $SHITCOIN safely and confidently, with tips to protect yourself every step of the way.

Stay Safe: Why Protecting Your Crypto Is So Important.

  • Losing your keys = losing your crypto. There are no “undo” buttons here.

  • Think of your wallet as a digital safe. You wouldn’t leave your safe unlocked or share the key, right?
 • Get a fireproof box for your recovery phrase (I’ll explain that soon). Small steps like this make a huge difference.

    Friendly Tip:
    If something seems too good to be true in crypto, it probably is. Trust your instincts.

How to Browse Safely.

  • Set another browser like Safari as default for general browsing and Chrome (or Brave) for crypto.

  • This keeps your crypto environment separate and more secure.

  • If you accidentally click a suspicious link, it’ll open in Safari, not where your wallets are connected.

  • Don’t mix your crypto activities with everyday browsing.

  • Avoid downloading browser extensions unless absolutely necessary and vetted.

  • Keep your crypto browser free of distractions, this minimizes errors.

    Why This Matters:
    Isolating your crypto environment reduces risks and keeps your funds safer.

What’s the Big Deal About Decentralization?

  • Decentralization means you are in control, not a bank, not a government, not a big tech company.

  • It’s financial freedom, but it comes with responsibility.

  • Centralized platforms (like exchanges) make things easier to buy and trade, but come with risks:

  • They can freeze your account or lose your funds.

  • They control your access, not you.

    Takeaway:
    Decentralization = independence. Let’s learn how to stay in control.

Buying $SHITCOIN: Choose What Works
for You.

  • Option 1: Buy on Exchanges

  • Some exchanges might already list $SHITCOIN (check platforms like CoinMarketCap or CoinGecko to see the latest listings).

  • Centralized exchanges make buying simple, allowing you to hold $SHITCOIN directly on the platform.

  • However, with centralized platforms, you’re trusting the exchange to safeguard your assets.

  • Option 2: Buy in a Decentralized Way

  • For those who value decentralization, you can buy $SHITCOIN through platforms like Phantom or Jupiter.

  • This requires setting up your own wallet (e.g., Phantom) to fully own and control your $SHITCOIN.

  • Decentralization puts you in control of your assets, not an institution.

    Takeaway:
    Choose the simplicity of centralized exchanges or the independence of decentralized platforms.

Create Your Wallet.

Reminder: Creating a wallet is only necessary if you choose to buy $SHITCOIN through decentralized platforms like Jupiter. If you’re buying and holding on an exchange, this step isn’t required.

  • A wallet is where your crypto lives. We recommend Phantom Wallet.

  • Download Phantom ONLY from their official website or app store. Scammers love fake websites & apps!

  • Once installed, you’ll get a seed phrase, a list of 12 or 24 words used to access your account. DO NOT LOSE! If your computer or phone is compromised, you will use the seed phrase to access your account on another device.

  • Write it down on paper (not digital - no photos or copies).

  • Store it somewhere safe, like a fireproof safe or a secure drawer.

    Important:
    Never share your seed phrase, not even with “support teams.” Legit companies will NEVER ask for it.

Buying SOL on an Exchange.

  • To buy $SHITCOIN, you’ll need SOL first. Most people start with exchanges like Coinbase, Binance, OKX, Kraken etc

  • Here’s how to do it:
    1. Create an account.

    2. Link your bank or card.

    3. Buy SOL.

Risks to Keep in Mind:
• Exchanges hold your funds temporarily. They’re convenient but not as secure as your wallet.
• Always transfer your SOL to your Phantom wallet once you’ve purchased it.
Pro Tip:
Wire transfer from bank to an exchange so funds are accessible much faster.

Take Your Security to the Next Level.

  • Spread Your Assets Across Wallets:

  • Hot Wallets for daily transactions (e.g., Phantom).

  • Cold Wallets for long-term storage (e.g., Ledger or Trezor).

  • If one wallet is compromised, your other funds remain safe.

  • Invest in a Hardware Wallet (also know as a Cold Wallet):

  • Hardware wallets store your private keys offline, making them nearly hack-proof.

  • Perfect for long-term holders or larger amounts of crypto.

  • Only buy directly from the manufacturer to avoid tampered devices.

    Friendly Tip:

  • Organize wallets by purpose (e.g., one for savings, one for trading).

  • Use different seed phrases for each wallet to increase security.

Move SOL to Phantom.

  • Open Phantom and copy your SOL address. It’ll look like a long string of letters and numbers.

  • Go back to your exchange (e.g., Coinbase) and paste this address when withdrawing SOL.

  • Double-check everything before hitting “Send”:

  • Make sure you’ve copied the correct address.

  • Avoid accidentally pasting an old or incorrect address, this can result in losing your funds.

  • Crypto transactions can’t be undone, so take your time.

    Pro Tip:

  • It might take a little while for your SOL to show up in your wallet. This is normal. Sit tight.

Getting $SHITCOIN on Jupiter.

  • Jupiter is a trusted marketplace for buying $SHITCOIN.

  • Here’s how to use it:
    1. Connect your Phantom wallet.
    2. Look up $SHITCOIN. Verify correct contract (42PZx7bPF1EMnP9L7vcjihTx7Nryxh81GG9Xs6fdpump)
    3. Follow the prompts to buy (detailed instructions on next slide)

What to Know:

  • Always double-check that you’re on the official Jupiter site.

  • Be patient, transactions sometimes take a few minutes to process.

Step-by-Step Guide: Buying $SHITCOIN on Jupiter.

1. Visit the Official Jupiter Website:
• Type the URL directly (jup.ag).
• Double-check the address to avoid phishing sites.

2. Connect Your Phantom Wallet:
• Click “Connect Wallet” in the top-right corner.
• Select Phantom Wallet and approve the connection.
• Make sure your wallet has enough SOL to cover the purchase and transaction fees.

3. Find $SHITCOIN:
• Use the search bar to locate $SHITCOIN or browse the available token pairs.
• Double-check you’re selecting the correct token via address, scammers sometimes create fake listings.

4. Make the Purchase:
• Click on $SHITCOIN and review the listing details.
• Click “Swap” and approve the transaction in your Phantom wallet.
• Wait for the transaction to confirm (this might take a few minutes).
• Note: Ensure you’re purchasing from a verified source to avoid risks.

5. Verify Your Purchase:
• Check your Phantom wallet to ensure $SHITCOIN appears in your assets.

Pro Tips:
• Always take your time to verify you’re on the official website.
• Be patient, blockchain transactions can take a little while to process.

Stay Calm: Don’t Let Scammers Win.

  • Scammers love to create urgency. If you feel rushed, stop and double-check.

  • Never click links shared by anyone, even celebrities or verified accounts.

  • Their accounts could be hacked.

  • Always go directly to official websites or apps instead of trusting links.

    Extra Tips:

  • Look for slight misspellings in URLs (e.g., “juptieer” instead of “jupiter”).

  • Don’t act on emotional triggers like “limited time only” or “last chance.”

  • Scammers thrive on fear of missing out (FOMO)—don’t fall for it.

You’re Ready to Start Your Crypto Journey.

  • Crypto is empowering but requires responsibility.

  • Take your time, double-check every step, and don’t be afraid to ask questions.

  • Welcome to the $SHITCOIN community, we’re glad to have you here!

  • Your next step: Help someone else join the movement. Share what you’ve learned and bring the next person into the SHITCOIN community. Also come join the discord to get involved with the latest initiatives and information.